* Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
* No captions. It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
* They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
* You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

( Pics after the cut, in case some of you aren't supposed to be looking at nipples... )

Take a picture of yourself right now
Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair… Just take the picture
Post the picture with no editing
Post these instructions with your picture

I was going to draw a teenage version of myself into a crowd scene in the Emiko Superstar graphic novel... but then I forgot. But then davario started a "draw yourself as a teen" meme. So here you go...

1. Go to Career Cruising, www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the results
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in italics, and the careers in which you have worked/do work in bold.

1. Animator
2. Interior Designer
3. Desktop Publisher
4. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
5. Multimedia Developer
6. Drafter
7. Computer Animator
8. Graphic Designer
9. Artist
10. Website Designer
11. Industrial Designer
12. Medical Illustrator
13. Model Maker
14. Fashion Designer
15. Video Game Developer
16. Costume Designer
17. Technical Writer
18. Computer Programmer
19. Cartographer
20. Business Systems Analyst
21. Computer Engineer
22. Mathematician
23. Critic
24. Writer
...
31. Comedian -- I'll leave that to the funny people
37. Air Traffic Controller -- huh?
40. Potter -- I'm not Harry enough

Overall, this list is about as unsurprising (and, I guess, accurate) as you can get.

swiped from davidgallaher1

List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

But I'm not tagging anyone. Be your own boss.

Neko Case - The Needle Has Landed
Ben Lee - Don't Leave
Seu Jorge - Team Zissou
Dixie Chicks - Travelin' Soldier
Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Neko Case - Margaret vs. Pauline
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name

I blame bougieman (NSFW) for inspiring me to waste my time on this meme...

"Head to IMDB.com and look up ten of your favorite movies. List three plot keywords for each movie, and then see which of your friends can guess what movie you're talkin' bout. NO cheating, now..."

1. hitman, disc jockey, class reunion
2. high school, neo noir, rubik's cube
3. friendship between boys, railroad track, leech
4. crime gone awry, classic rock music, sliced off ear
5. simple man, child assassin, milk
6. object falling from sky, disturbed individual, rabbit suit
7. insane asylum, Gulf War veteran, time travel
8. teen movie, william shakespeare, marching band
9. parking meter, prison, eating contest
10. bare knuckle fighting, anarchism, testicular cancer